"This is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up."
Urban dictionary
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Saturday, 28 May 2011
That exciting?
Today I learn something..
It is so easy for me to get excited when I see someone who is famous, has position/power and has nothing to do with my life...
but, I don't get the same excitement when l see a friend who knows everything about me and is so close to my life..
awkward isn't it?
We all experience this kind of situation with or without conscienceness
but...
it's up to us to choose which one do we like and bear the consequences.
N/B: to the friend that teaches/reminds me about this.. I dedicate this post for you
It is so easy for me to get excited when I see someone who is famous, has position/power and has nothing to do with my life...
but, I don't get the same excitement when l see a friend who knows everything about me and is so close to my life..
awkward isn't it?
We all experience this kind of situation with or without conscienceness
but...
it's up to us to choose which one do we like and bear the consequences.
N/B: to the friend that teaches/reminds me about this.. I dedicate this post for you
Monday, 23 May 2011
Animal characteristics
Saturday, 21 May 2011
Friday, 20 May 2011
Airport chats
I was waiting for someone in Changi airport, back in November.. and had this thought.
Why these following words very common to appear in people's conversation, when you are in an airport?
Why these following words very common to appear in people's conversation, when you are in an airport?
- Check-in
- Passport
- Immigration
- Bubye
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
Understanding a pooh
She has a small brain and gets bullied (and bitten) so often
When a pooh listen to more than 3 sentences, she will say its too complicated
She prefers to listen and nod (means agree) or saying hmm instead of talking
When she doesn’t agree with you, she will say it’s boring
She doesn't like inefficiency so she likes to talk about being efficient
She doesn't like inefficiency so she likes to talk about being efficient
When a pooh says I will go to shower, she will take at least an hour before she really goes to shower
She is a clean freak person
She sleeps after 12am and wakes up in the afternoon
She likes chocolate so much and coke too
She is addicted to coffee
She makes Winnie-the-Pooh voice version when she says ‘NO’
She likes to dress girly and doesn’t like to see a girl in tomboyish appearance
When a pooh says bye, it means she is asking you to hang up the phone
When a pooh says it's boring, that means move on to another conversation
When a pooh says bye, it means she is asking you to hang up the phone
When a pooh says it's boring, that means move on to another conversation
She hates to study
She has pooh cheeks!
She spent 10 years wearing a bracer and retainer
Her Chinese is pretty good
I don’t think she likes hot weather because during cold weather she can eat a lot and builds her Winnie the Pooh figure
She is a POKE queen!
Despite that, I think, I guess, I hope.... I fell for you
Sunday, 15 May 2011
Random thought
Complaining and crying will not solve the problem
Pull yourself together and try as hard as you can
Pull yourself together and try as hard as you can
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
The 'ice' theory
Ice is formed from water.
Even the strongest one will eventually melt if there's enough warmness.
Even the strongest one will eventually melt if there's enough warmness.
Monday, 2 May 2011
What should I do to marry a rich guy?
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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