Men facts

Ok.,, i have to admit this one is taken from somewhere else, by someone else.
Somehow I found it interesting, some comments are lil' bit offended i think as a man, some are criticizing men but some are also true!
But hey, we are human, and we have weaknesses (my friend said, cacat excuse - in BM, lol), so I hope you enjoy it..


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why

Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.